Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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