Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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