dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's blow job season.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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