What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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