Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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