Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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