I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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