So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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