thus making me awesome and them whores
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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