I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
