Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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