I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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