I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
