Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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