Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
