Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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