Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Small penises have feelings too.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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