every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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