Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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