Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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