whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
