I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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