I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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