the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just found a bag of teeth...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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