I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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