At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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