we're blogging at a bar
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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