Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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