At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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