I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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