he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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