WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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