i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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