Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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