There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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