so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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