they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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