girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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