i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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