Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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