During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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