don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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