it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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