Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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