her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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