It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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