I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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