the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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