i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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