spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
