would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
