I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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