Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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