Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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