oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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