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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.

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• (310): View more from California

  hey what are you doing

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  hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!

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  i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year

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  And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  i wish peter jackson would direct porn

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun

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