Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
